The Matrix Source (sólo para informáticos/as)

Una reciente conversación me ha recordado algunas discusiones sobre Matrix que había tenido hace tiempo. Esto sólo lo entenderán los/as informáticos/as, pero ahí queda el código fuente de Matrix:


import net.machinesRuleTheWorld.TheOne.*;
import net.machinesRuleTheWorld.Oracle.*;
import net.machinesRuleTheWorld.Agents.*;

theMatrix = new Matrix();

try{

theMatrix.start()

}catch(net.machinesRuleTheWorld.TheOne.TheOneException neo){

smith = new Agent(neo);
oneOracle = new Oracle(neo);
octupusses = new DestroyMachinesManager();

smith.start();
oneOracle.start();

octupusses.startDestructionProcess(zion);

smith.figth(neo);
smith.fork(MAX_DOUBLE);

}

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